*Keep in mind, I'm not doing this to "show off" or "brag" about what I do, drugs aren't "cool" to do and if you do drugs don't be a fucking idiot about it. Nothing pisses me off more then a little ass kiddie thinking he's a badass because he has some shit weed. Now back to my point...
So first off, it doesn't matter the type of green you have, a great tree burner can make the shittiest of canibus into a respectable high.
1) Break down the bud very well, you don't want any hidden seeds or stems ending up in your blunt, plane, bowl... whatever! Seeds give you "smoker face". That fucked up look and cough that ruins a good pull. So my advice, invest in a grinder. But if your like me and can't afford one, then put in the time to really pick apart that sticky.
Now that your bud is in a "saw dust" state, the method you use to smoke it is completely up to you, whether you pack a pipe, fill that bong bowl, break down a blunt, or zig-zag it. The possibilities are endless.
**What I do not suggest is making a can pipe, that is the only thing that is a no-no.
But makeshift bongs and pipes are too chill, ones that work and work well are ill.
ROLLING TIPS:
If you can't roll, it's cool. Just admit it upfront though... because nothing pisses me off more then someone who claims to roll, but ends up fucking up a perfectly fine rolling paper.
Me, I can roll decent, I have friends that are wwwaaayyy better then me, and I have friends that can't roll, it's all good!
2) Now depending on what your rolling with, there are a few tactics you could use. If you're trying to blunt it, DO NOT use "blunt wraps" because you WILL get laughed at. Take the time to learn how to gut a cigar and use the paper. In my experience, White Owl Cigarillo's are one of the best choices. You may have a blunt you prefer so go ahead and go with that! Now to master the art of rolling takes time, I'm still pretty novice, so to get better, go check out youtube video's or just practice, practice, practice!
2a) PAPERS.
Zig-Zags. Period. I fucks with these. I love papers. More then any other form! i recently learned how to make one huge plane, double up even triple the paper, once again I can't teach you how to do this, so youtube once more.
But I love paper because it hits the hardest, and you taste the weed... that's a big thing for me, because I love the smell, feel, taste and feel of this plant!
I'm not going to go into pieces, because they do all the work, that's why they're so awesome. If you don't know how to work a piece, stop smoking. Period.
3) Maintain Your High!
Depending on how much you copped up, a nick, dime or dub; you can always make it last longer then you think. One, hold it in! Don't exhale right after you inhaled, keep it in for as long as you can.. and if you cough.. perfect. Coughing is a sign that the weed is all in your lungs, where you want it to be.
If you're rolling, roll tight, real tight! Virgin tight man I'm not kidding, you don't know how helpful this is! in a huddle of 3, a tightly rolled blunt is perfect if your trying to conserve that green, because you'll get the right high for such a tight blunt. Doesn't really work with papers though, only with blunts.
Do things you like to as well. Write, rap, sing, dance, play ball, eat, network... whatever! Because weed makes everything better, despite what anyone says.
So I conclude my Part One of this, take what I say to the heart, because I practice what I preach... Safe smoking everybody!
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